Quotes
Mr G
“I was thinking of kind of a religious theme, you know. We sort of thought about Buddhism, Judaism, lesbianism – all of those religions – and we came up with the idea of marsupials! Marsupials, and we did a show we called ‘Marsupial Soup’.”
“Assemblies are really my time to shine.”
“Come on! It’s not exactly rocket surgery!”
“I found Mark’s pencil case and it said on it in black texta, it said, ‘Mr G is a fudgepacker.’ And I took it to the staff room and said to the others, ‘What on Earth does that mean?’ And they said that it means that he thinks that you’re a pretty cool guy. And I thought, well, that makes sense!”
“There’s a good thing you can do with the trophy. You can actually run your fingers over the engravings. Just closing your eyes, ‘Mr G. Rock Eisteddfod Encouragement Award.’ And that’s just one of the good things that you can do.”
“Eyes to me. Eyes to me. We’ll excuse you Adrian Summers, ’cause you’ve got that slight lazy eye. The rest of you, eyes to me.”
“This is bigger than when the year 10s went to the Stingers set. That was really big, and I had the fainting incident.”
“The kids love my dress-up days and they that think Mr G. is a pretty fun guy. I’m a fun guy, and I’m not talking about fungus! That’s one of the jokes that I do.”
“Don’t put your feet in the pool, it’s brand new. I don’t want it contaminated.”
“I said to the principal, ‘Let’s do the South Australian shark attacks perhaps as a theme,’ but he wouldn’t let me put blood in the pool.”
“I thought, well it’s gonna have to be the ultimate aquatic story: the sinking of the Titanic and how it killed 14 million people.”
“There’s confusion on the deck! Confused, confused, everyone should be confused!”
“The Thorpedo and I, we’ve both won gold. He’s got his gold medals and I’ve got my trophy with the decorative gold strip. But there’s kids out there without legs, without arms, without heads, who will never win gold, and it’s great for them to look up to people like Ian and I and say, ‘Well that is talent.’”
The Extreme Darren
“If you wanna be extreme, you’ve gotta learn the language of the skatepark. Words like rad, hardcore, and sick are a few starter words to help you fit in.”
“I saw my mum fully naked on the weekend! I didn’t look at her. I just saw her.”
“Now that my reflexes are at their most wicked, I can do just about any extreme sport I want! Sick!”
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